Archive for December, 2006

Multiple Points of View

AndTheValleyShook.com has posted our answers to their questions. It will be of little surprise to our regular readers that we had many different perspectives on each topic while still managing to agree on one key thing: Notre Dame is the greatest football team ever.
If you head over there to read our answers, we’d love [...]

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“Is This Hell?” “No. It’s Idaho.”

I love this.  I think the Miami players would be happier in hell.  I also think a few of them will be there shortly.
BOISE, Idaho — Bowl games are meant to be rewards to players for a successful season.
But it has become apparent, even comical, that after a disappointing 6-6 season, Miami’s “reward” was a [...]

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Friday Roundup: Get Your Donations In

Did you forget to donate to the University so you can apply for a chance to get shafted in the football ticket lottery in 2007?  Well, get them donations in!  Time’s a’wastin’!
The Roundup:

The guys at BGS have a bit more info on our recent super-stud safety commit, Harrison Smith.  Man is he fast.  I can’t [...]

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Info! Info! Infoooooooo!

Johnny 5 is satiated. For now.
We here at HLS wanted to know a little more about LSU, their football team, and the psyche of their fans, so we went straight to the place we knew we could get the most accurate, infallible information: the internet. And on the internet we found an LSU [...]

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Her Loyal Sons Experts’ Picks – County Fair

In high school, our coaches had this little conditioning drill they called “County Fair.” Essentially it was made up of a number of idiotic and embarrassing maneuvers designed to make one puke or die of asthmatic attack – whichever came first. The lucky ones died. We ran it until the coaches were [...]

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He Left His Heart in San Fran Cheesy

The boys at EDSBS have a caption contest going for this pic, so here’s our entry: “Got him.  Need him.  Got him…”

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Sometimes I Thank God For Unanswered Prayers

Lorenzo Booker
I guess some people are just pleased with mediocrity.

YEAR
RUSHING YARDS
TDs

2003
334
3

2004
887
4

2005
552
6

2006
525
2

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You Have Died of Dysentery

Somehow it just seems appropriate that folks from Missouri are suffering from illness as they work their way towards Oregon… State. Er, ok.  I’m stretching it here.  Still, I freaking always died of dysentery somewhere around Missouri when playing Oregon Trail.  I’ll bet Missouri’s coach tried to ford the river.  Never ford the river.  Pay [...]

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