Monthly Archives: December 2006

Multiple Points of View

AndTheValleyShook.com has posted our answers to their questions. It will be of little surprise to our regular readers that we had many different perspectives on each topic while still managing to agree on one key thing: Notre Dame is the … Continue reading

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“Is This Hell?” “No. It’s Idaho.”

I love this.  I think the Miami players would be happier in hell.  I also think a few of them will be there shortly. BOISE, Idaho — Bowl games are meant to be rewards to players for a successful season. … Continue reading

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Friday Roundup: Get Your Donations In

Did you forget to donate to the University so you can apply for a chance to get shafted in the football ticket lottery in 2007?  Well, get them donations in!  Time’s a’wastin’! The Roundup: The guys at BGS have a … Continue reading

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Info! Info! Infoooooooo!

Johnny 5 is satiated. For now. We here at HLS wanted to know a little more about LSU, their football team, and the psyche of their fans, so we went straight to the place we knew we could get the … Continue reading

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Her Loyal Sons Experts’ Picks – County Fair

In high school, our coaches had this little conditioning drill they called “County Fair.” Essentially it was made up of a number of idiotic and embarrassing maneuvers designed to make one puke or die of asthmatic attack – whichever came … Continue reading

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He Left His Heart in San Fran Cheesy

The boys at EDSBS have a caption contest going for this pic, so here’s our entry: “Got him.  Need him.  Got him…”

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Sometimes I Thank God For Unanswered Prayers

Lorenzo Booker I guess some people are just pleased with mediocrity. YEAR RUSHING YARDS TDs 2003 334 3 2004 887 4 2005 552 6 2006 525 2

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You Have Died of Dysentery

Somehow it just seems appropriate that folks from Missouri are suffering from illness as they work their way towards Oregon… State. Er, ok.  I’m stretching it here.  Still, I freaking always died of dysentery somewhere around Missouri when playing Oregon … Continue reading

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NYP’s Steve Serby Has One Dream, Bad Hair

We all have dreams. When I was 16, I figured that while I was in my 20s I was gonna date an entire slew of European fashion models who liked hamburgers, college football, skimpy clothing, and reading. Of course, my … Continue reading

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tOSU Fans Remortgaging Trailer Homes for 5th Time To Attend BCS Championship

Ticket prices are getting out of hand for Florida and tOSU fans in their quest to attend the BCS Champiohship game this year.  Apparently someone forgot to tell the market that tOSU is probably gonna blow out Florida.  Tickets are … Continue reading

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