Monthly Archives: November 2006
O.J. Simpson’s Book/TV Deal Canceled
Even Rupert Murdoch knew it was a bad idea to give O.J. Simpson a book/television deal around a concept titled “If I Did It.” (Subtitle: He did it! He did it!) We’ve done a little research to see if we … Continue reading
You’re Always Remembered By How It Ended.
Oldie, you’re a frickin’ genius.
ESPN College Gameday To Attend Notre Dame/Southern Cal Game.
ESPN has announced that the College Gameday crew will be in LA for the Notre Dame/Southern Cal “Game To See Who Gets Screwed More.” Already, Domers and Trojans are at work, creating some of those typical Gameday signs that you … Continue reading
The Expectations for tOSU Fans are Just SO Low…
University officials and police expressed their pleasure with the behavior of fans before, during and after the big game on Saturday in Columbus. According to these officials, it was ‘pretty mild’ and ‘a very quiet night’. A quick summary of … Continue reading
Musburger Declared Functionally Retarded
COLUMBUS, Ohio–Moments after the Ohio State Buckeyes nipped the Michigan Wolverines by three points in an exciting #1 versus #2 matchup, ABC announcer Brent Musburger was declared functionally retarded by the CIMR. While the CIMR cited several reasons for the … Continue reading
Bile. Blood. Chicken Bones.
That’s what I just spit up after reading this “column” over at UHND.com. Mental note, never read anything at UHND.com again. This supposed Notre Dame fan site goes and essentially concedes the Heisman to the OSU quarterback despite Brady Quinn … Continue reading
OSU/UM Most Watched Game Ever…
If, by “ever” you mean, “of all time since Notre Dame beat FSU in 1993.” Which would be dumb. You aren’t dumb, are you? I guess the “Game of the Apocalypse” can’t beat out the “Game of the Century” from … Continue reading
And So It Begins…
It’s time for a truly epic battle. USC Week. Just the thought of it causes the mind to think back to inummerable “best games ever played.” And had Notre Dame and USC not wet the bed at some point this … Continue reading
“WHEN SC beats Notre Dame Next Weekend.”
Seriously. I just heard an announcer on SportsCenter say this. What the F*&K? I am damn sick of this ridiculous bias ESPN has against the Irish. Literally, the man just said ‘when’. And all day, watching both the OSU-MI “battle” … Continue reading
Spurrier Leaving for Miami. HLS Slobbering All Over Self.
The entire staff of Her Loyal Sons simultaneously wet itself at the news that Steve Spurrier may well become the next head coach of Football at the University of Miami. The perfect-storm of karma (and blogging fodder) that could potentially … Continue reading
