November 27, 2006

Can I Kick It? No ya can’t!!!

One thing that drove me crazy this weekend was the fact that we don’t have a kicking game.  I mean, going out and getting Ryan Burkhart seemed nice.  He seemed to have a strong leg and all that, but clearly the guy isn’t accurate.  Carl Joy-yeah has been incredibly inconsistent during the season, and these extra point woes are ridiculous.

CW needs to recruit a kicker.  A REAL, top of the line, top of his game, solid long distance and accurate kicker.  It should be easy.  You tell the recruit this:

  • You’ll start
  • We’ll be in the NC race every year (and we will)
  • I (meaning CW) know pro scouts and can get you a look
  • And if you dont make it in the pros, because very few kickers do, you’ll get a good degree and be rich someday anyway
  • And, yeah, if you do well you might get a kiss from Jenny McCarthy like Jim Sanson did (but you may not want it because 1)  She’s getting up there in age and 2) it jinxed the hell out of Sanson who then sucked for the rest of his career)

Okay, maybe not the last two.  But the lack of a kicking game is affecting our playcalling, and that shouldn’t happen.  It should be automatic, especially at a high profile program like ours.

So somebody find us a kicker, give him a freaking scholarship, and lets go back to ignoring that part of the game like we all want to.

Someone somewhere will make The Tribe (All of whom are BIG ND Fans) happy again with a new kicking game.

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The Status? On the way…

Today on ESPN, Ivan Maisel chimed in with this:

Notre Dame is an inkblot and project on it what you will. The Irish finished 10-2, which is great. They played an easy schedule, which means they’re phonies. They appear headed for a BCS bowl for the second consecutive year, which is great. They haven’t beaten anyone they shouldn’t have beaten in Charlie Weis’ two seasons, which is not good. Two years in, Weis has turned around a program that appeared mired in mediocrity. Two years in, an athletic gap between the Notre Dames and the USC/Michigans of the world remains wide. We could go on like this all day.

And you know what?  Ivan is right.  Why is he right?  Because we’re a program that is TURNING AROUND. When you take a struggling program, like we were in the Davingham Era, and you turn it around, you’re going to have some hiccups.  You’re going to struggle at times, and hopefully learn from it and get better.  Are we NC game caliber right now?  No.  Are we a solid top 15 team that should be in a BCS bowl? 

You bet your ass, and that’s where we’ll be. 

Two years ago I would have KILLED for a 10-2 season and a BCS berth.   Now that we’re back on the national scene, people point out the flaws in a bigger, brighter light.   But hey, I’m okay with that - if we weren’t back in the hunt, no one would even be talking about the flaws.  So that’s all good with me.

Ivan is wrong in one area, though.  The area where we didn’t ‘beat anyone we weren’t supposed to beat’ in the last 2 years.  Ummm, how about Michigan last year buddy?  Aren’t they light-years ahead in this ‘athletic gap’ you’re talking about?  And even ignoring that, the fact is that in the year’s prior to CW’s arrival, we were LOSING games we were SUPPOSED TO WIN.  Bob Davie’s teams regularly played down to the levels of his opponents.  Ty’s teams looked like they accidentally won games, and then apologized for it by soiling their linens the next week. 

Turning that portion of the team around is, to me, the first step.  Beat the guys you’re supposed to.  Good, check.  Now, in the next few years we build up the talent and speed, and CW instills a culture of winning based on his superior offensive schemes and his nasty defensive players, and soon enough you get a Notre Dame team that will still be beating the teams they’re supposed to beat.  But we still won’t be defeating teams we’re not supposed to beat. 

WHY???? 

Because there won’t be any teams that were not supposed to beat!

Go Irish.

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November 26, 2006

Legacy?

A few weeks ago, Charlie Weis was asked what he thought the ND Seniors’ legacy would be.  He responded that he felt that the seniors’ legacy would be determined in the last few weeks of the season (including the bowl game).  “You’re always rememebered by how it ended,” Weis said.  So now the question remains, is this how the ND seniors are to be remembered?  The class that couldn’t beat Southern Cal?  The class that couldn’t win the really big games?

No.  Notre Dame fans will always look back on this class fondly.  This is the class that turned things around.  This is the class that gave us hope.  This is the class that fought back.

But there is a legacy being left here, and hopefully Charile Weis can leave it in the dust.  That’s the legacy of Tyrone Willingham.  Because Willingham was never willing to do what it takes to recruit top talent from across the country.  It might have cut into his golfing time, and we all know how hard it can be to master the bump and run.  Meanwhile, coaches from USC, Michigan, and Ohio State were poaching the very talent that Notre Dame should have been recruiting, assembling classes of talent that make Notre Dame look like a bunch of nice guys trying really hard to win one for the Gipper.

Notre Dame’s last 3 losses in the last 365 days have come to, arguably, the top 3 teams in the country.  And each time Notre Dame has been outclassed.  I find it really interesting to listen to people who don’t follow college football all that closely during these games.  I keep hearing the same things, “They look so big compared to our guys.”  And, “why don’t our guys run that fast?” are quite common.  And those comments usually come right before I find myself huddled in a corner somewhere, mumbling something about Willingham and sitting in a recruit’s home, refusing to leave his house for 8 or more hours.  And it’s sad because I’m right. This Notre Dame team can and will beat most of the collegiate teams out there, but they cannot and will not beat the elite teams until the roster is stocked to the brim with elite talent.

Southern Cal, Michigan, and Ohio State just have gobs of talent, while Notre Dame has 5 or 6 first day draft picks on offense, and then a patchwork of converted players playing different positions on defense, a “senior” offensive line made up of 1 hyper-potential freshman and a bunch of other guys that wouldn’t start at Ohio State or Michigan.  Southern Cal, Michigan, and Ohio State cause people like Brent Mussberger to use terms like “flying to the ball.”  Notre Dame’s defensive backs get a lot of “great efforts.”  And that’s only when they aren’t being posterized.

I spent the entire day watching football yesterday, and save for the last 4 hours of the evening, that was glorious.  But one thing kept leaping out at me watching teams like Florida, FSU, even Pitt: These teams tackle.  They stick someone and then wrap up and bring a man down.  At Notre Dame, the defense just doesn’t tackle.  Rarely does the first man to the ball, often behind the line of scrimage, take the ball carrier down.  What does this have to do with talent levels?  Well, Charlie Weis has said in previous comments that Notre Dame doesn’t practice taking a man to the ground.  Why?  Because Notre Dame’s depth is thin.  Razor thin.  And so our guys just don’t have the proper technique practiced well enough to take really talented players down to the turf.  Meanwhile teams like Southern Cal have such gobs of talent that they manage to thru a season with only one loss despite injuries across the board.  And, oh, by the way, they probably practice tackling too.  I’m not sold one way or the other on Rick Minter, but I do know that his schemes caused our defense to hit their ball carrier behind the line of scrimmage several times.  A good tackling team would have converted those opportunities into long 3rd downs and gotten the ball back.  Our team simply allows the opponent to rack up broken tackle numbers.

Ty Willingham has left his mark, his legacy, on this program like smallpox.  And the result is scar tissue left behind in the form of razor thin talent levels.  1st day draft picks teamed with questionable talent.  And that just leaves Notre Dame exposed in these big games where every face on the opposition’s roster makes NFL scouts take notice.

If you read the many Notre Dame message boards, you’ll find a lot of theoies.  Some have already begun the “how much rope should we give Charlie?” type questions.  And that’s riddiculous.  You can’t question that Charlie Weis is an excellent coach.  Tell you what, give Alton Brown a can of artichokes, some anchovies, white pepper, and some raisins and tell him to go make a great chocolate cake.  That’s what Charlie’s being forced to do here - make a great team out of a few solid ingredients and a lot of really crappy ones.  And that’s the sort of response you should give to anyone asking why Charlie can’t get his players to shine like Lou could.  Lou had the ingredients.  Charlie doesn’t even have the cholocolate.  And then remind them how much the 1996 squad stepped up against OSU. 

And so we simply must wait.  We have to wait for Tyrone Willingham’s legacy to shrivel up and die.  And that’s what Charlie’s trying to make happen today, as he hits the recruiting trail rather than going home to sleep it off.  Because Charlie may have to honor the scholarships that Ty Willingham handed out, but he doesn’t have to play Ty’s players.  Charlie’s bringing in his own army now, and soon they’ll snuff out Ty’s legacy.

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November 22, 2006

Friday Roundup: The Wednesday Edition

I wanted to put out a roundup today since, well, let’s face it, most of you aren’t even at work today, so what are the chances you’ll be at work on Friday?

Besides, it looks like a lot of other bloggers have put out a great deal of material in the last 24 hours because, well, let’s face it, they’re not gonna be at work on Friday either.

So here’s the roundup:

  • House Rock Built has put up a large amount of bulletin board material for the Southern Cal game. Apparently most bulletin board material is written by the 11 year old boys that didn’t get a PS3 and are really pissed about it.
  • BGS reminds us to Beat SC and that nothing else matters.
  • EDSBS points out that the entire Memphis Tiger football team has apparently lost a game of Oregon Trail.
  • The guys at IRT have picked up on some more high-quality gameday signs for this weekend.
  • Sunday Morning QB looks at the unbearable lightness of being in a bowl that nobody cares about.
  • The Wiz of Odds believes that Chesty McChesterChest’s Time at NC State is contracting even as Chesty’s chest is expanding.
  • Deadspin shows us that, while Fox News is Fair and Balanced, they’re still angry. Very angry.
  • Oh yeah, House Rock Built also has an interview with Boi from Troy that, somehow, ends without HRB eating Boi’s still beating heart while Boi watches. We’re looking into it.
  • Robot’s received a request from ESPN, and he delivers.
  • And the Rock Report gives you 10 things to think about while you’re digesting your 8th helping of turkey and mashed potatoes. Leave room for pie!

We tried to find something from a Southern Cal board or blog that would be worthy of linking. We really, really did. But it just doesn’t exist. It’s like trying to find Nicole Brown’s real killer, I guess. It just wont happen in our lifetime.

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November 21, 2006

Southern Cal Releases “Inspirational Video” for Notre Dame Week

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Embarrassing USC Picture of the Day

It’s extremely unlikely that I’ll do this daily, but I don’t care it’s fun right now.

 

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ESPN: More Shots at the Irish

So on page 2 today, some person named Bomani Jones (poor kid had to have been heckled maliciously) takes some more shots at ND.  So that’s not worth posting about.  But what’s crazy is that the shots are taken in the context of arguing why Michigan deserves a rematch with OSU.  AND it has nothing to do with wins and losses, head-to-head, strength of schedule, or anything relevant to that discussion.  (Okay, yeah, it’s Page 2 so it’s to be expected, but hear me out…).  It has to do with how annoying the media coverage would be. 

HuuuuWHAYAHAUYHAFJAUAHUAHNAUH!!!  (that’s the sound of me vomiting)

Here’s what Bomani said:

 Ready to hear about Jeff Samardzija’s baseball career? What about Tom Zbikowski’s boxing career?

Already knew about those things? Well, did you know Brady Quinn’s sister is married to A.J. Hawk? And didn’t A.J. Hawk go to Ohio State?

Ready to go through a few more weeks of that? Didn’t think so.

That’s funny, and ironic.   ESPN writers are complaining about all the stories that ESPN WROTE about Notre Dame throughout the year.   Huh.  Strange.

Hey Bomani!  Bomani?

Suck it.

And then stop complaining about excess media coverage about any team (and especially this team, which you clearly hate like 50% of the country) when your EMPLOYER is responsible.

Then suck it again.

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Jason Whitlock - An Ingrown Hair On the Ass of Society

Well, I knew that Jason “Oooh! Twinkies!” Whitlock was a tool, but I didn’t know he was a brazen tool.

Thanks to The Big Lead for pointing out that Jason “Momma Says Crisco Is A Condiment” Whitlock has Notre Dame ranked 9th in his latest AP Poll ballot. This means he has us ranked behind 2-loss teams Texas, LSU, and Oklahoma.

Do not trust this man, Ladies. You’ll just end up hurt, lied to, and covered in butter.

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