Jason Whitlock – An Ingrown Hair On the Ass of Society

Well, I knew that Jason "Oooh! Twinkies!" Whitlock was a tool, but I didn't know he was a brazen tool.

Thanks to The Big Lead for pointing out that Jason "Momma Says Crisco Is A Condiment" Whitlock has Notre Dame ranked 9th in his latest AP Poll ballot. This means he has us ranked behind 2-loss teams Texas, LSU, and Oklahoma.

Do not trust this man, Ladies. You'll just end up hurt, lied to, and covered in butter.

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