Even Rupert Murdoch knew it was a bad idea to give O.J. Simpson a book/television deal around a concept titled “If I Did It.” (Subtitle: He did it! He did it!)

We’ve done a little research to see if we could help explain to Notre Dame fans what this all means and help them relate a bit, but we can’t find any examples of former Notre Dame Heisman winners who’ve brutally murdered two people and then got off scott-free. Nope. Not once. Isn’t that weird?

Anyway, now we wont get a chance to learn how O.J. Simpson did it on Fox.  O.J. has reportedly gone back to the golf course to look for the killer and think about what sort of drapes he wants in his suite in Hell.

“See, it’s sort of funny. I never realized how tall Nicole was until I had to reach around her as I snuck up behind her.”

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