Fox Sports is letting the interns do the writing again. This time, the intern’s name is Eric Moneypenny (He get’s no link because he’s about as intelligent as a dirty diaper). That myspace purchase must be cutting into their budget for quality writers, because this is about as bad as it gets.

Notre Dame

The Fighting Irish won convincingly over Air Force, 39-17. We’ll shoot ‘em 25 style points for that. However, the game was televised on CSTV, not NBC, meaning that roughly 20,000 Notre Dame or Air Force grads actually saw it. Sorry Notre Dame, but NBC bumping you for NASCAR during your potential run to the BCS title game is gonna cost you 25 style points.

Notre Dame’s final tally: Zero style points.

NEWSFLASH, Fart Bubble, IT WASN’T A ND HOME GAME. THUS IT WASN’T ON NBC. THUS YOU ARE AS BRAINLESS AS YOU ARE DICKLESS.

Eric Moneypenny

Eric Moneypenny gets to write for Fox Sports, so his mommy can point out how proud she is to the bridge group. That’ll get Eric 10 style points. But Eric knows shite about anything related to sports, and thus his columns suck with the power of a mythological vortex, and it embarasses his mother without her even knowing about it. That’ll cost him 3,000 style points.

Eric Moneypenny’s final tally: -2,990 style points.

Let the big boys write, Eric. You’re making your mother cry, and your Rainbow Brite doll needs tending.

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