Raiders Allow 18 Sacks in 2 MNF Appearances. Brady Quinn Visits Grotto.
domer.mq - 10:10 am
The Los Angeles Raiders, a NFL “football team,” have appeared on Monday Night Football twice in the 2006 season. And both times they’ve been shut out and have allowed a total of 18 sacks.
Being as it is that “raiders” is latin for “most embarassing professional football team ever,” it seems pretty clear to HLS which team will have the #1 pick in the NFL draft. It also seems clear that it’s about time to start the “Light A Candle For Brady Fund.” We’re looking into PayPal accounts and tax ramifications now. We’re also looking into what a “ramificiation” really means, but for now we’re just excited to have used the word in a sentence or two.
The Raiders have allowed a total of 44 sacks this season. The 2nd highest total allowed by any team in the NFL is the Cleveland Browns. For perspective on this, consider the fact that God hates the Celeveland Browns, but they still don’t suck as much as the Raiders.
You and I see a man with a poorly fitting hat. Brady sees his life flashing before his eyes.
Kilted Domer
Well, after some of our offensive line play the past four years, at least we know he’s durable and can take a hit. I’m hoping that the Church is working out a deal for a trade on draft day that involves a team whose o-line doesn’t consist of Brownie Troop #4789.
November 7, 2006 at 11:25 amjack
we’re going from radium springs (nm) to colorado springs, to see nd vs. usaf on veterans day at falcon stadium,“““““better light up the grotto at nd…“it’s the 10th anniversary when they last defeated nd. I was only an airman in the af, & my dad “ed cronin“ was on the C-team of Knute Rockne..’1930′ `this airman is going to wear ND Blue.. nd club of el paso tx “““`yea “““` ¿ NM is a hell hole ?“““
November 7, 2006 at 12:46 pm