Proving once and for all that the NCAA College Football Rules Committee is staffed by would-be contestants on “Deal or No Deal,” who just don’t have “the right stuff” for the show, Wisconsin’s puppet-to-Barry-Alvarez Head Football Coach went and did what had to be done: He drove a cruise liner thru a loop-hole afforded to him by the dumbest rule since prohibition: 3-2-5e.

“Oh look! We’re gonna slip right thru!”

A few astute, but drunk and forgetful colleagues of mine had this same idea weeks ago, and apparently the idea floated all the way up to Wisconsin, which is incredible, as Wisconsin doesn’t really exist.

Special Note: It’s not that “Coach B” is brilliant. It’s that the rules makers are dumber than my dirty sox.

Second Special Note: Hey, remeber when Joe Pa could walk unassisted? Heh. Those were the days…

And finally: Can you imagine if a game ends like this and matters in the BCS standings?  Even better – The NC Game?

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