EAST LANSING, Mich.–Jahn El Smythe’s days in East Lansing may be numbered. And that number may be one. Michigan State has called a press conference to take place at 1:30 p.m. EST to “discuss the coaching situation.” Possible coaching topics for the press conference were revealed exclusively to HLS.

1. John L. Smith or Tom Cruise: Whose Issues are Bigger?
2. Stumbling Upon Your Ass: Things to do When Looking for a Hole in the Ground
3. Protecting the 50-Yard Line: The 35-Yard Line of 2006
4. Nick Saban: Can We Get Him Back After He Burns Out in the NFL?
5. Masochism: Stop Hitting Yourself!
6. Flag Planting and You
7. Dealing with Ann Arbor: The Bitch to the Southeast

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