Monthly Archives: October 2006
Paul Hornung Loses Pants, Hilarity Ensues
A once-skinny Domer MQ drops pants while performing a monologue from “The Beautician and the Beast”
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I Go to UCF for the Articles
Playboy is coming to UCF, and if it doesn’t use this guy in at least one of the UCF girls’ spreads in the upcoming “Girls of Conference USA” pictorial, Hef has really lost it. Bonus points for having a girl … Continue reading
Point Made on Relative Reporting: Evidence Ivan Maisel ESPN
DTK, a UM Fan (may God have mercy on him), had some things to say about my post below on how the media and the Pollsters view ND’s performances. In particular, I have taken offense at how they always point … Continue reading
Leinart is a Father (Resisting Headline Including “Bush Push”)
Congratulations, Matt. With this super-spawn of a child made up of genetic goo between yourself and your college girlfriend, twenty-some years from now you’ll sit proudly in the audience as your son, your son, your executioner brings down the house … Continue reading
The Lesser of 2 Evils – 2 Stupid, Obnoxious Evils
I’m just not sure what to do with this. Jason Whitlock moved over to AOLSports.com after being booted from Dear Leader in Sports for pointing out the obvious about a couple of his fellow ESPNers. And now The Big Lead … Continue reading
Finally, Someone Gets It: Thanks to the Dash
Forde doesn’t always get it right, but he got it right this week in his column about the 1-Loss Wonders on ESPN.com. What I like most about it is that he finally puts the Irish loss to Michigan in perspective. … Continue reading
Weis Uses Logic to Question Poll Results, joins Biscuit in Disgust
Charlie took his shot at examining the most recent polls, and questioned why the 11th-ranked Irish dropped below a few teams after this week’s action. ”One of the teams [Tennessee] that jumped us had the same game that we had. … Continue reading
The Donna Shalala Liar Of The Week Award
Brought to you by Enron. Enron: What do you mean, “Balance Sheet?” We at HLS decided that while smart, witty, novel content is all well and good, you, the reader, really want serialized content that we can just dole out … Continue reading
Mud:Pig::The Stupid:Mandel
He’s at it again. In Stewie Mandel’s latest power rankings (link redacted because he doesn’t deserve one), which I really, really know I just shouldn’t care about, Stewart Mandel has ranked ND #13 with this justification: “Good teams win games … Continue reading
If I Had Just One Wish…
I’d wish for a million more wishes. And then I’d make one of those wishes be that this week’s starting QB for Navy be.. Kaipo-Noa Kaheaku-Enhada He Makes Play-by-Play Announcers Cry In Their Sleep It just rolls of the tongue, … Continue reading
