October 31, 2006

Kinchen Benched for Using 3rd Grade Language

ESPN benched ESPNU commentator Brian Kinchen after his recent remarks made during the NIU-Iowa game.

Kinchen was describing how receivers need to have soft and “tender” hands to catch and “caress” the ball.  His next sentence?  “…that’s kind of gay, but hey…”

  

During the next play Kinchen described a pass as “rad” and said that the receiver was “booking it” for the end zone.  Then he wet-willied his co-announcer and told him he wouldn’t be his Best Co-worker anymore if he didn’t let him have the crackers from his Snack Pack.

Who are these people?  What is going on with Pollsters and Announcers this year? 

We need to get Kinchen together with Lamar Thomas, the notorious Miami commentator that wanted to run down on the field and bust a cap in the UFI players during Miami’s 38th rumble this season.  That would be a fun conversation….

Thomas: I will kill you.

Kinchen: I know you are but what am I!

Thomas:  I am serious. I will stab you in your skull and then run down your family

Kinchen:  Infinity!

 

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At November 1st, 2006 at 1:43 am, Mike said...

Jethuth Chritht!

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