October 25, 2006

The Lesser of 2 Evils - 2 Stupid, Obnoxious Evils

I’m just not sure what to do with this. Jason Whitlock moved over to AOLSports.com after being booted from Dear Leader in Sports for pointing out the obvious about a couple of his fellow ESPNers. And now The Big Lead has pointed out that the Hostess Spokesman has ripped open a can of whuppas (gets a link for this single merit) on Mitch Albom in his hysterically titled new column “Real Talk.”

What do we do? For whom do we cheer? This is like picking sides in the annual Miami/FSU game. Maybe it’s more apt to ask this: If Iran and North Korea start bombing the crap out of eachother, for which side do you cheer?

If Mitch and Jason were in a death match, what’s the best possible outcome? I figure if Jason lost, it would suddenly be a lot cheaper to feed the starving. But if Mitch were to die, the overall level of misery in the world would take a dip simply from the news of the event, possibly leading to the end of war.

Darfur - Could really benefit here.

TBL also pointed out that Sonar hasn’t touched his blog for weeks. I’m taking personal responsibility for that. You’re welcome, people of Earth.

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At October 25th, 2006 at 12:49 pm, The Biscuit said...

It seems to me that Whitlock’s only agenda now-a-days is to rip on other journalists/’journalists’. Does he ever just write about sports anymore? Or does he just write about others that write about sports? This guy better know ninjitsu or something sick, because someday he’s going to write about the wrong person and get caught in a back alley by that person and his ‘friends’.

I say bring it Whitlock. Go ahead and challenge The Biscuit. I will unleash hell.

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