Leinart is a Father (Resisting Headline Including “Bush Push”)

Congratulations, Matt.

With this super-spawn of a child made up of genetic goo between yourself and your college girlfriend, twenty-some years from now you'll sit proudly in the audience as your son, your son, your executioner brings down the house with his "sexy, but refreshingly light" tango in Dancing With the Stars.

The happy couple, seen here together. Well, ok, not together. In fact, we can't find any pics of them actually together.

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