Ty Willingham Blogs, Internet Brought To Its Knees
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The folks at Every Game Counts have brought the world a blog post by Washington Football Head Coach, Philosopher, Poet, and Gentleman Ty Willingham. The post is so obtuse that the combination of words actually caused a massive internet outage, as nothing so stupid had ever been posted on the web before. In it, Willingham expresses how importantly he holds a work ethic in the grand scheme of things. Notre Dame fans and the head pro at the Notre Dame Golf Course ask, “What Work Ethic?” If one doesn’t have something, can one express how one holds something? If one never actually coaches football, can one actually be a coach of football? Questions for the ages.
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I just read the blog entry from Willingham, and I actually enjoyed it. I think he’s a good coach and you can’t question the man’s work ethic. He made Stanford a winner and he has Washington on the right track, they make a bowl. Im not a Willingham homer by any means but you gotta give him some credit. It may not have worked out at Notre Dame but the man can coach!
Anyone know how to ban someone from posting in the comments section?
Good points, Montana. Hey, can I buy some pot from you?
Way to alienate the ONE reader that actually cares enough to post…
There was this guy see.
He wasn’t very bright and he reached his adult life without ever having learned “the facts”.
Somehow, it gets to be his wedding day.
While he is walking down the isle, his father tugs his sleeve and says,
“Son, when you get to the hotel room…Call me”
Hours later he gets to the hotel room with his beautiful blushing bride and he calls his father,
“Dad, we are the hotel, what do I do?”
“O.K. Son, listen up, take off your clothes and get in the bed, then she should take off her clothes and get in the bed, if not help her. Then either way, ah, call me”
A few moments later…
“Dad we took off our clothes and we are in the bed, what do I do?”
O.K. Son, listen up. Move real close to her and she should move real close to you, and then… Ah, call me.”
A few moments later…
“DAD! WE TOOK OFF OUR CLOTHES, GOT IN THE BED AND MOVED REAL CLOSE, WHAT DO I DO???”
“O.K. Son, Listen up, this is the most important part. Stick the long part of your body into the place where she goes to the bathroom.”
A few moments later…
“Dad, I’ve got my foot in the toilet, what do I do?”
Someone is impersonating me - that is not my comment above. Someone is going down.
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