DETROIT–Legendary in his own mind former Michigan coach Bo Schembechler became ill while taping a weekly television show about college football.

“Serves him right,” HLS poster Bad Kermit said. “I got f@#$ing ill watching the f@#$ing Michigan-Notre Dame game this year. I hope that whole f@#$ing state gets the f@#$ing flu,” Kermit cursed.

When Kermit was reminded that Schembechler has had two quadruple bypass heart surgeries, Kermit said, “So? I’m surprised that f@#$er even has a heart. F@#$ing tin man. Did he use the palm of his hand to show you how they did the surgeries, like all of the other scumbags from that f@#$ing state do?”

Schembechler was unavailable for comment, as he was still feeling sick, but he was able to describe his symptoms visually.

Take a vein from my leg out of where my thumb is, and attach that to my ring finger, and…

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