The inch of makeup hides her rotted soul.

Ok, last time we mention this whole Miami thing for a while.

Ok, so that was a lie. Donna Shalala would appreciate that, as she is both the president of the University of Miami (and we use the term “University” lightly here) and a liar.

This morning on Mike and Mike In The Morning, a talk radio show on ESPN Radio, Donna Shalala said, in reference to the investigation that the University mounted over this controversey, “We looked at the film frame-by-frame.” Now, I’m more paraphrasing than quoting, so take that as you will, but she definitely said “we.” However, yesterday, during her “the buck stops here” press conference to explain that (despite a greater level of national outcry to further the punishment of those involved in Saturday’s brawl than anyone’s ever seen over all that nasty, uneasy stuff in Darfur) there would be no further punishment of anyone involved, Donna said that she didn’t look at any tape of the brawl because, gosh darn, that might make her “madder.”

Donna, you ignorant slut, you yourself are the biggest embarassment ever leveled upon the University of Miami, and that’s really saying something.

Anyway, Mike and Mike picked up on this and called the University back after the interview to verify, during which phone call it was explained that “we” wasn’t intended to convey “me” or “I”. Mike and Mike were too good to go down the path of calling Donna a liar, but I’m quite happy to do so. She is a liar, because even if she didn’t mean “me” when she said “we,” she most certainly said the buck stops with her, and if she hasn’t actually watched any tape of the brawl, then she’s lying. The buck doesn’t stop with her. She’s simply a figurehead. Meanwhile whoever did watch the tape, if, in fact, anyone actually has down at the University of Miami, is actually calling the shots. I had a suspicion that person’s name rhymes with “Larry Coker,” and I have a suspicion that it’s just about the only shot he calls these days, as clearly the inmates run the assylum.

Donna Shalala has found her true home at the University of Miami, an institution that prides itself on appearing to be out of control. An institution where no prominent alumni have come out to speak out against these actions, or certainly not loudly enough for anyone to hear them. An institution where she can lie, lie, and then lie some more, and most people there will simply nod and smile.

Congratulations, Donna, few people ever really find their home.

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