Canned.

Lamar Thomas, renowned football analyst, columnist, orator, lover of small children, and all around good guy was fired today for his “fightin’ words” heard on the telecast of the Miami/FIU ultimate fighting championship battle royale football game.

Insiders expect another media group to snap up the talented Thomas any day now. Yep. Any day. Just a matter of time. Not if, but when. You’ll see.  This is just a tiny bump in the road of a superstar’s career path.

When asked about whether or not the “University” of Miami intended to dole out harsher punishments beyond suspensions for the “game” against Duke, an expert had an aneurysm whilst laughing and died in front of me.  His family will be getting a call soon.

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