EDSBS has the story of how:

1. Florida Player and best defensive tackle, Marcus Thomas gets suspended for smoking weed.
2. Again.
3. Lil’ Marcus appeals suspension.
4. Committee considers appeal and decides “it was all just a big misunderstanding, that whole ‘you have drugs in your bloodstream’ thing.”
5. Floyd Landis starts making calls to see if he can work with this committee.
6. Lil’ Marcus gets to play in Florida’s biggest game of the 2006 season.

Heartwarming.

At least it validates what we’ve long suspected about Urban Meyer: God loves us. God doesn’t want Urban Meyer coaching at Notre Dame. Urban Meyer is the second coming of the pig-faced satan.

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