Monthly Archives: September 2006
Stunning Revelation: Purdue is Incredibly Boring…
Citing a total lack of anything interesting happening within the Purdue University Football Team, Her Loyal Sons, NDNation, and pretty much every Notre Dame centric blog in the world failed to create any remarkable content relating to the upcoming game … Continue reading
Michigan Sports Talk = Comedy Geniuses
The House That Rock Built has posted a clip of Michigan sports talk show, Sports Inferno, where the host literally melts down on the air (pulls an MSU?). Highly entertaining and quite sad at the same time. I mean the … Continue reading
Irish DBs: Nothin’ But Net?
Were the Irish DBs channeling Michael Jordan and Larry Bird on Saturday night? You decide: Off the expressway over the river off the billboard through the window off the wall NOTHIN’ BUT NET! Off the hand, off the foot, off … Continue reading
Pepsi Co.’s Quaker Oats and Purdue Enter Into Relationship…
Purdue, IN – Pepsi Corporation and Purdue University announced today that Purdue’s Head Football Coach, Wilford Brimley, will renew his role as spokesman for Quaker Oats Cereal. Brimley previously held the position of spokesman for the cereal back when he … Continue reading
John Elsmith, Who Makes You Look Stupid?
We’ll stop posting about MSU soon, we swear. It’s just that they provide so much material. And by “they,” I mean The Choke Master General, King of Futility, Emotional Disaster Extraordinaire: John Elsmith. Thanks, Oldie.
There Is A God, And He Wants Me To Be Happy
Sure, the headline could apply to our miracle come-from-behind-oh-my-God-does-John-Elsmith-suck-at-coaching-look-at-him-cry! win at MSU, but actually, there’s bigger news this week… Huge news, in fact. Every week, it seems more and more likely that I can once again watch ESPN without going … Continue reading
Smith Calls Weis Liar, Shields Self with Protective Rune
EAST LANSING—Michigan State Spartan football coach John L. Smith snarled as he forced the media to watch the play for the twenty third time before his Monday press conference. “You see? You see? No one slaps Weis! No one! No … Continue reading
MSU Folks are Well-Behaved: Arrests up 35% over 2004 Game
Just like John L. Smith and the classy guys that stood at the 50 yard-line protecting the little “S” (including the midget), MSU fans and townies are classy. Arrests at this year’s game were up 35%, with 131 total. And … Continue reading
One Last Bit Of The Awesome
I used to have a developer working for me. There were 2 levels of good for this guy: “Awesome,” and “The Awesome.” This video is “The Awesome.”
Pep Talk Heard Round The World
I sure wish I could hear the words Charlie yelled at our boys here in the final series of the game: Hopefully the truth will be revealed in today’s press conference. Any reader ideas of what was said?…my vote goes … Continue reading