September 28, 2006

Notre Dame is Teh Smrt But Yet Everone Else Aint Cuz Tehy More Dumer

domer.mq

While Notre Dame’s Football Program is currently boasting a 95% graduation rate among players (and we have a feeling it would be 99% if not for some transfers), the rest of the college football world is graduating about 77% of their players (and let me just point out that AP Poll #1 THE Ohio State University is brining down the average - by a lot). That average would seem pathetic to most, but the president of the NCAA, Myles “Never Met a PC Cause I Didn’t Like” Brand is excited.
Hey parents of amazing, young highschool athletes: Where do you really want your kid to attend school?

A Quick Review of Our Major Recruiting Opponents and their grad rates:

  • Michigan - 71%
  • USC - 55% (Seriously, how the hell do you not graduate at least 3/4 of your players?)
  • tOSU - 55%
  • Texas - 40% (Texas: Experience college before bagging groceries!)
  • Florida - 80%
  • Miami (Not In Ohio) - 68%
  • FSU - 52%

You can find a complete listing of the grad rates by school and sport here.

Edit: Just realized some may need a visualization of the situation:

Notre Dame: Einstein

Notre Dame’s Grad Rate

tOSU: Ralph Wiggum

tOSU’s Grad Rate

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4 Comments

At September 28th, 2006 at 1:14 pm, Bad Kermit said...

I’m surprised that, if Florida’s graduation rate is “x,” x > 0.

At September 28th, 2006 at 1:25 pm, domer.mq said...

Consider the curriculum.

At September 28th, 2006 at 1:26 pm, ChisND said...

We Is ND.

At September 28th, 2006 at 2:47 pm, Bad Kermit said...

I have that shirt, Chis.

On the front: Got 11? We do.

On the back:

WEIS
ND

Awesome.

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