Notre Dame is Teh Smrt But Yet Everone Else Aint Cuz Tehy More Dumer

While Notre Dame's Football Program is currently boasting a 95% graduation rate among players (and we have a feeling it would be 99% if not for some transfers), the rest of the college football world is graduating about 77% of their players (and let me just point out that AP Poll #1 THE Ohio State University is brining down the average - by a lot). That average would seem pathetic to most, but the president of the NCAA, Myles "Never Met a PC Cause I Didn't Like" Brand is excited.
Hey parents of amazing, young highschool athletes: Where do you really want your kid to attend school?

A Quick Review of Our Major Recruiting Opponents and their grad rates:

• Michigan - 71%
• USC - 55% (Seriously, how the hell do you not graduate at least 3/4 of your players?)
• tOSU - 55%
• Texas - 40% (Texas: Experience college before bagging groceries!)
• Florida - 80%
• Miami (Not In Ohio) - 68%
• FSU - 52%

You can find a complete listing of the grad rates by school and sport here.

Edit: Just realized some may need a visualization of the situation: