Well, I knew my joy over the Jason Whitlock firing could only last a short while. I just learned today that Mitch “I Can Hear You Thinking About Me” Albom (a.k.a. Sonar) has a blog. Yup, the net is now infected. Time to update the ole’ anti-virus software.

And true to form, the guy’s first ever post makes an effort to temper the excitement of Notre Dame fans for the Irish OMG-JohnElsmith-is-the-suck-why-did-they-stop-passing-it-he’s-gonna-get-fired-soon comeback of last weekend. Way to use that new technology to really jump out ahead of the curve with breaking news, Mitch.

Now that Whitlock is gone from ESPN, I’m making Mitch my next target in my genius plan. He’ll soon be left trying to do another book tour for “Tuesdays with Morrie (The really, really special edition where I confess to my crush.)” It’ll be wonderful.

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