There Is A God, And He Wants Me To Be Happy

Sure, the headline could apply to our miracle come-from-behind-oh-my-God-does-John-Elsmith-suck-at-coaching-look-at-him-cry! win at MSU, but actually, there's bigger news this week...

Huge news, in fact. Every week, it seems more and more likely that I can once again watch ESPN without going into some spastic fit induced by moron talking-heads, the overkill of onomatopoeia in play-by-play, and columnists with less actual sports knowledge than my dog posing as "sports journalists."

Jason Whitlock has been fired from ESPN. ALL of ESPN.

I'd link to the story that explains what happened, but the one I found is by the Majority Share-Holder of Hostess himself, and I don't wish to give him a link, so feel free to google it if you don't believe me.

These children, and many like them, are happy today because Jason Whitlock was fired.
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