Here's what I've learned today from the advertising on college football broadcasts...
- Cadillac: It's cool to be old.
- Dr. Pepper: Can you really live in a world where you're fatter than Mike Golic?
- GM: We're finally building those flying cars from Back to the Future 2.
- Desperate Housewives: Being slutty is fun!
- Apple: Even we can't take the stupid out of glowsticks.
- Hummers: Make you look fat.
- Ruby Tuesday's: Uh, yeah. You're sure to love that all-you-can-eat salad with your burgers. Yeah. That's it.
- John Saunders: I'm a no-talent half-wit with a stick so far up my ass for so long it's practically driftwood. I should be pelted with empties. In hell, they call me "Master."
That's all for now. We'll update as we learn more thru the day.
