Florida Has A Drug Problem
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Urban Meyer’s father might have told him that it’s easier to win at Florida than at Notre Dame, but it’s also easier and cheaper to get drugs in Florida too. Hey, speaking of drugs, Florida’s best pash rusher was suspended indefinetly (read: Until Florida Really Needs Him), for failing a drug test. (EDSBS has it here.) Again. Coincidence? Probably, but we here at HLS will never fail to confuse coincidence with correlation. Or was it correlation with causation? Or coincidence with causation? Whatever, we’re sure there’s an “ation” involved in there somewhere.
just thinking about those tender little White Castle burgers with those little, itty-bitty grilled onions that just explode in your mouth like flavor crystals every time you bite into one… just makes me want to burn this motherfucker down.
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Ahhh, “ation.” The never-talked-about cousin of the “anion” and the “cation.”
Dude you stole my story…I had a kick-ass title and everything:
I Feel The Need…The Need For WEED!!
[...] Soon after news of the White Sox deal was announced, the University of Florida announced its own deal that will involve all University of Florida games starting at 4:20. No official word yet on the promotional sponsor. Says Florida Athletics Director, Jeremy Foley: “Hey, man. Just think about it for a second. Just think about it. Think about the players, man. The players. Yeah. The players. It’s, like, so natural. Yeah.” [...]
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