Florida Has A Drug Problem

Urban Meyer's father might have told him that it's easier to win at Florida than at Notre Dame, but it's also easier and cheaper to get drugs in Florida too. Hey, speaking of drugs, Florida's best pash rusher was suspended indefinetly (read: Until Florida Really Needs Him), for failing a drug test. (EDSBS has it here.) Again. Coincidence? Probably, but we here at HLS will never fail to confuse coincidence with correlation. Or was it correlation with causation? Or coincidence with causation? Whatever, we're sure there's an "ation" involved in there somewhere.

just thinking about those tender little White Castle burgers with those little, itty-bitty grilled onions that just explode in your mouth like flavor crystals every time you bite into one... just makes me want to burn this motherfucker down.
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