Ohio State Fans are Insane (Not in a Good Way)

So I don't get it. I just don't understand why a nice W against a highly ranked (likely overrated, but that's another post) Texas team leads OSU fans to BURN SHIT! Here's the ESPN article about OSU fans' way of celebrating:

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=2581868

I just don't get how this happens...hmmm....

"Hey man, we just scored another touchdown, let's go set a couch on fire!!!!"

"TOUCHDOWN OSU!!! Sweet, let's go run some people over!!!"

"Yo Jimmy, we just caused a fumble and returned it for a score, let's go stab a baby!!!"

Okay, so that 3rd one didn't happen. Yet. But the first 2 actually occurred. God forbid Ohio State EVER wins another national championship - which they won't this year if we have anything to say about it - cuz if they do it will be Armageddon. The world will end.

In the article, they talk about what all went down:

"There were about 40 fires reported, with couches and mattresses set ablaze...

Battalion Fire Chief Kevin O'Connor said he was treated for bumps and bruises after he and two others were struck by a car that came through a temporary command post set up in the driveway of a student union building..."

And all of this happened with MOST students still gone on break. Can you imagine a full campus?

My favorite part of the story is how resigned the police chief is at this point, knowing what an f-ing bunch of morons go to that school. Here's his line:

"This happens on big games, so we were prepared for it."

Go you classy Buckeyes, go! Burn baby burn!

Idiots.