CHICAGO---Bad Kermit, poster at the wildly popular website, Herloyalsons.com, angered his peers Sunday by regaling them with stories about his experience in Notre Dame Stadium during the Notre Dame-Penn State game Saturday in South Bend.
The Fighting Irish laid a 41-17 pounding on the Nittany Lions, each point of which was watched by Kermit from the 35-yard line of the beautiful confines of Notre Dame Stadium. "I got lucky. I won Southern Cal tickets, my boss really wanted Southern Cal tickets, and I traded with him," Kermit said, as domer_mq glared at him.
"It's not like it was a bowl game, or anything," Kermit stated, as Biscuit stood behind him, sticking his tongue in his cheek and giving the universal sign for "this guy gives head."
The atmosphere inside the stadium was electric, according to Kermit. "I don't know if I've ever heard the stadium as loud as it was," Kermit said, failing to notice ChisND's middle finger over his right shoulder. "They even brought out the terrible towels which, by the way, are selling for over $60 on eBay," Kermit continued, as Sed manually masturbated the air in front of himself. "How was the atmosphere in the parking lot? Was it good?" Kermit asked Dneelan, who slowly sharpened his pocket knife in response.
Kermit's view of ND's 41-17 win over Penn State.
Everyone else's view of ND's 41-17 win over Penn State.
"Hey, you guys got to see the OSU-Texas game live," Kermit told his friends. "I had to watch it after the drive home," Kermit finished while getting dead-legged. "I already knew what was going to happen," Kermit said, wincing.
In all, the experience inside Notre Dame Stadium was excellent. "I got to see the first time the team stood in front of the student section for the Alma Mater, which was great," Kermit said, as domer_mq mouthed those same words behind Kermit's back a split second after Kermit said them.
"All in all, it was one of the best_ What the hell is Q doing behind my back?" Kermit asked. What indeed, Kermit. What indeed.
By ChisND September 11, 2006 - 3:47 pm
Yeah but the question is did you get smacked in the face with the terrible towel of the short girl next to you everytime she swung it around…nothing like a scratched cornia. It was all worth it to see that game live though…
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By Bad Kermit September 11, 2006 - 3:52 pm
Shh! You have to pretend that you didn’t get into the game.
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By domer.mq September 11, 2006 - 4:17 pm
You might have been in the stadium, but I had free access to the Lewis Tailgate for 3 hours without anyone else hasseling me, asking me stupid questions, making me talk rather than eat.
It was beautiful.
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By Sed September 11, 2006 - 4:59 pm
Interesting article….how many games were you at last year Kermit?
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By The Biscuit September 11, 2006 - 5:37 pm
i have Michigan tix.
Suck it.
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By domer.mq September 11, 2006 - 5:39 pm
That’s funny, Biscuit. We all thought you were coming in for UCLA.
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By Bad Kermit September 11, 2006 - 5:45 pm
Good question, Sed. How many years were you at Notre Dame?
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