Do You Hear A Million Voices Crying Out? That’s All Because Jen Sterger has a Job.

Posted on September 6, 2006 by domer.mq

Jen Sterger, the girl who stole America's heart last year by portraying the ditzy slut all decked out in cowgirl gear during an FSU Home Game, has a job as an advice columnist.

Three things worry me here.

  1. Jen Sterger was given a job giving out advice.
  2. People are actually asking Jen Sterger for advice about things that do not involve bikinis.
  3. Jen Sterger has managed to make her advice column gig last since February.
  4. Bonus: I'm so detached from this world, I had no idea about the 3 previous items until now.

I'm not going to include any pictures of Jen because this site is all class, and we don't want to promote the image of College Football's Paris Hilton any further.  Besides, if you'd like to see more of Jen, you can just google her.*

*Yeah.  I know.  Lame pun.

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2 Responses to "Do You Hear A Million Voices Crying Out? That’s All Because Jen Sterger has a Job."

  • By ChisND September 6, 2006 - 6:14 pm

    what no pictures??…what a lame Jen Sterger post…

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  • By Bad Kermit September 7, 2006 - 9:49 am

    God damnit, Q. This site shouldn’t have the words “Jen” and “Sterger” anywhere near one another.

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