USA Loses To Greece in Basketball World Chamionships, er, World Basketball Championships. Um, I mean FIBA… Whatever.
The world stopped staring at the clock for the start of college football today for about 2.8 seconds to take notice that a bunch of NBA “talent” lost to Grease in the World Basketball Championships, or something. Most American Men age 18-35 didn’t even know the NBA was still playing basketball and wonder what they will do if this current season overlaps into the start of the next season.
Meanwhile, most of the populace’s response to this news was a collective shrug and a request not to bother them with anything else until at least Tuesday, as they have 13.5 Million Position Breakdowns and Season Previews to read before gametime. Do you NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT SORT OF PRESSURE THAT IS!?
Reportedly, a gang of men threatened to bludgeon ESPN Radio Host Mike Greenburg if he brought up the story one more time on this morning’s live broadcast of popular Metrosexual Talk Radio Show, Mike and Mike in the Morning. The show was being broadcast live from Murphy’s Bleachers in Chicago. And the crowd demanded that Mike and Mike either talk about some freaking football or agonize over whether or not Dusty Baker will indeed be fired by the Cubs at the conclusion of the current baseball millenia season.
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My favorite part of the loss was when Olivia Newton-John stomped out her cigarette and sang, “You’re the one that I love, shooba laba daba da! Ooo! Ooo! Ooo!”
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