Monthly Archives: August 2006
2006 Freshmen Will Not Win American Idol
Can’t Help ND Win a MNC The rookie sqaud of the University of Notre Dame’s 2006 inevitable champions Football Team apparently can’t carry a tune. Charlie says he’ll have the group lead the rest of the team in singing the … Continue reading
Uber Geeks of GT getting Nervous. Redirect Ernesto to Delay Game.
About 30 Uber Geeks at Georgia Tech Preparatory School got really nervous about the impending doom of the approaching Notre Dame match and employed 40 million industrial fans deployed along the Gulf Coast to force Hurricane Ernesto into a hard … Continue reading
CNNSI.com: ND/USC #1 Game to Watch This Season
What up, bitches!? Boo-yah! As we all know, the pudgy-fingered, throws-like-a-girl staff of CNNSI.com knows their shizzle when it comes to bed-wetting NCAA Football, and they’ve decreed the 2006 ND/USC game as the #1 Game to watch this season. Wha-POW! … Continue reading
Poodle Pete Says He’s Looking for a 3-Technique DT. Men Everywhere Nod Knowingly.
Poodle is looking to find himself a decent 3-Technique Defensive Tackle. Probably nothing surprising there. What’s sent the world into a tizzy is that if you follow this link and read the little sidebar next to the main article, you’ll … Continue reading
Roll Call: T-Minus One Week…
With the season fast approaching, we figured it’s a good time to take a look at what other sites are featuring on this Friday, the 25th of August, The Year of Our Lord 2006. The Guys at BGS did a … Continue reading
ESPN: We’ll Hype Anything
ESPN has decided to stop focusing on the negative and start spinning on the positive in all aspects of College Football. “We feel this will encourage our audience to log on and tune in to our online content and television … Continue reading
Nation Stunned as Ty Willingham Achieves “Awareness”.
The scientific community as well as the nation at large was stunned this week to learn that Head Coach of The Univeristy of Washington Football Program, Ty Willingham achieved “Awareness”. Scientists specializing in the study of Artificial Intelligence point to … Continue reading
Pluto Declared “Not Planet,” Chris Stewart Declared “Planet”
Remember the days when we couldn’t recruit guys who could single-handedly beat Michigan destroy Tokyo? Those days are finally over, guys. Freshman OL Chris Stewart is listed at 6’5″, 367. In honor of Pluto’s abrupt entry into the galactic free … Continue reading
Chan Gailey: “Woe is me.”
In an effort to sap all 15 minutes of fame the Georgia Tech football program is now enjoying as Notre Dame’s first victim opponent, they’ve taped a new television spot you can see here (until I can figure out how … Continue reading
Sam Keller: Clearly Not a Real Man of Genius
Providing example 3,789A of why people are dumb enough to fall for those Nigerian e-mail scams, Sam Keller has fallen prey to another sort of seemingly obvious scam: Bill Callahan’s tenure as the Head Football Coach of the University of … Continue reading
