Wannstedt Declared “Next Pete Carroll”; Carroll Ordered to Grow Pornstache

Bad Kermit - 4:42 pm

Eric Moneypenny wrote a brilliant piece of shit suggesting that Dave Wannstedt is the “next Pete Carroll.” This begs two questions about Moneypenny:

  1. Why did James Bond want to nail this guy?
  2. Has this guy ever watched football? At any level?

Having watched Wannstedt film a German Scheisse video all over the Bears’ collective chest coach the Bears badly, I don’t know what Moneypenny is seeing here. My memories of Wannstedt involve a lot of this…

Ricky Williams went WHERE?

and this…

Is that my collar, or a noose tightening?

and this…

We should have got the live chicken.

and none of this…

I miss you, 1985.

He sucked with the Bears, he sucked with the Dolphins, he got dismantled by an underdog Irish squad at home last year. If Dave Wannstedt is the next Pete Carroll, then I’m going to be the first to declare Dick Jauron the next Bear Bryant.

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