Wannstedt Declared “Next Pete Carroll”; Carroll Ordered to Grow Pornstache
Eric Moneypenny wrote a brilliant piece of shit suggesting that Dave Wannstedt is the “next Pete Carroll.” This begs two questions about Moneypenny:
- Why did James Bond want to nail this guy?
- Has this guy ever watched football? At any level?
Having watched Wannstedt film a German Scheisse video all over the Bears’ collective chest coach the Bears badly, I don’t know what Moneypenny is seeing here. My memories of Wannstedt involve a lot of this…
and this…
and this…
and none of this…
He sucked with the Bears, he sucked with the Dolphins, he got dismantled by an underdog Irish squad at home last year. If Dave Wannstedt is the next Pete Carroll, then I’m going to be the first to declare Dick Jauron the next Bear Bryant.
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2 Comments
You forgot to mention the time my Patriots kicked your Bears tail up and down the field in that game of Madden back in school. You know the one. I think that can be blamed on pornstachio was well.
And you must have forgotten about the ‘85 Super Bowl. You know. The one that happened in reality.
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