Providing example 3,789A of why people are dumb enough to fall for those Nigerian e-mail scams, Sam Keller has fallen prey to another sort of seemingly obvious scam: Bill Callahan’s tenure as the Head Football Coach of the University of Nebraska, Middle of Freaking Nowhere (No, really, I mean the absolute middle of FREAKING nowhere).

Then again, perhaps Keller figures since he’s only got one year of eligibility left anyway, it really doesn’t matter that Bill “If You’ll Just Give Me Access To Your Account Numbers” Callahan wont be long for the Cornhuskers. And this’ll give Sam the perfect opportunity to learn up on that new fangled West Coast offense that the NFL was so excited about back in the 90’s. The sense of timing that he’ll develop will likely serve him well in his brief Arena League career.

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