Pluto Declared “Not Planet,” Chris Stewart Declared “Planet”
Remember the days when we couldn’t recruit guys who could single-handedly beat Michigan destroy Tokyo? Those days are finally over, guys. Freshman OL Chris Stewart is listed at 6′5″, 367. In honor of Pluto’s abrupt entry into the galactic free agent pool, I’m going to be referring to Pluto as “Stewart” until Pluto finds a new home. That’s right, folks. The “new”-monic shall now be, “My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nine Sandwiches.”
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Very nice debut.
Thanks, man. I’m liking the look of this place. Are we eventually going to have a sweet message board where I can make sarcastic comments about things I’ve seen and people I’ve met?
Man why you have to pick on the japanese
Good one bradt.
brizn-adt,
hilarious. love the picture.
this is my secret identity. fear it.
-the biscuit
If this guy wants to move someone, the will MOVE. my GOD he is large.
biscuit
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