Remember the days when we couldn't recruit guys who could single-handedly beat Michigan destroy Tokyo? Those days are finally over, guys. Freshman OL Chris Stewart is listed at 6'5", 367. In honor of Pluto's abrupt entry into the galactic free agent pool, I'm going to be referring to Pluto as "Stewart" until Pluto finds a new home. That's right, folks. The "new"-monic shall now be, "My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nine Sandwiches."
By domer.mq August 24, 2006 - 12:30 pm
Very nice debut.
Thumbs Up/Down:
0 
0
By Bad Kermit August 24, 2006 - 3:31 pm
Thanks, man. I’m liking the look of this place. Are we eventually going to have a sweet message board where I can make sarcastic comments about things I’ve seen and people I’ve met?
Thumbs Up/Down:
0 
0
By chis August 25, 2006 - 7:26 am
Man why you have to pick on the japanese
Good one bradt.
Thumbs Up/Down:
0 
0
By Biscuit August 26, 2006 - 12:12 pm
brizn-adt,
hilarious. love the picture.
this is my secret identity. fear it.
-the biscuit
Thumbs Up/Down:
0 
0
By Biscuit August 26, 2006 - 12:14 pm
If this guy wants to move someone, the will MOVE. my GOD he is large.
biscuit
Thumbs Up/Down:
0 
0
By Her Loyal Sons » The College Football Blog Awards Nominations Are Out… January 10, 2007 - 4:07 pm
[...] HLS Appeal For Write-In Vote: This award is supposed to go to the funniest blog. How can a blog put up posts like this, this, and this, and not get a nomination for funniest blog? [...]
Thumbs Up/Down:
0 
0
By Her Loyal Sons » The 2006 Year in Review January 19, 2007 - 1:18 pm
[...] May 27: Notre Dame recruit Chris Stewart flaps his arms in South Bend, and a 6.3 magnitude earthquake strikes central Java in Indonesia. [...]
Thumbs Up/Down:
0 
0
By Tima April 18, 2007 - 3:10 am
nice photos of this blog
Thumbs Up/Down:
0 
0
By Her Loyal Sons » Good Luck, Chris September 27, 2007 - 3:51 pm
[...] Sophomore Offensive Guard, Chris “The Planet” Stewart is apparently transferring. We were going to wait until an official press release was, uh, released, but the cat seems pretty well out of the bag, so… If we’re wrong, oops! [...]
Thumbs Up/Down:
0 
0