Pluto Declared “Not Planet,” Chris Stewart Declared “Planet”
Bad Kermit - 11:30 am

Remember the days when we couldn’t recruit guys who could single-handedly beat Michigan destroy Tokyo? Those days are finally over, guys. Freshman OL Chris Stewart is listed at 6′5″, 367. In honor of Pluto’s abrupt entry into the galactic free agent pool, I’m going to be referring to Pluto as “Stewart” until Pluto finds a new home. That’s right, folks. The “new”-monic shall now be, “My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nine Sandwiches.”
domer.mq
Very nice debut.
August 24, 2006 at 12:30 pmBad Kermit
Thanks, man. I’m liking the look of this place. Are we eventually going to have a sweet message board where I can make sarcastic comments about things I’ve seen and people I’ve met?
August 24, 2006 at 3:31 pmchis
Man why you have to pick on the japanese
Good one bradt.
August 25, 2006 at 7:26 amBiscuit
brizn-adt,
hilarious. love the picture.
this is my secret identity. fear it.
-the biscuit
August 26, 2006 at 12:12 pmBiscuit
If this guy wants to move someone, the will MOVE. my GOD he is large.
biscuit
August 26, 2006 at 12:14 pmTima
nice photos of this blog
April 18, 2007 at 3:10 am