Well, I don’t think word has spread just yet, but I fully expect the blogosphere to melt down in 3…, 2…, 1…

The NCAA has reinstated Zibby, making him fully eligible to actually kill someone this season. Thank God Tom Cruise’s movies suck and nobody has actually invented The Department of Future Crime, otherwise Zibby might now be locked away in some chamber wearing a tiara, dreaming of pretty things.

We figure it’s only a matter of time before some poor sucker’s OC calls a “Z Post”. And God help that poor creature if his O-Line actually holds up well enough to give the QB time to actually hurl that rock down the field. As we see it, somebody’s last thought this fall will be, “I’ve got it.” May God have mercy on his soul.

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