Well, Charlie is content, according to his latest presser, available here. Which, of course, being a Davieham child (see also anyone attending ND during Bob Davie/Ty Willingham’s tenure), means I’m terrified. (That’s it! Charlie’s just gonna rest on his laurels! 9-3 apparently was good enough, eh Charlie?)

Of course, as well all know, Charlie don’t surf and Charlie sure as hell don’t golf (I mean, with that belly, can you imagine?), so Charlie’s probably spent his entire summer devising plays so new and revolutionary that they’ll have to develop a new category beyond “rush” and “pass.” I can just see the box score for the Georgia Tech game: Pass - 30 / Rush - 23 / WTF - 8.

No doubt ESPN will be rushing to find a more PC, but still hip and fresh term for WTF. Of course opposing coaches will just have to resort to classifying those plays as “Oh, F&*k.”

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