Archive for August, 2006

Wannstedt Declared “Next Pete Carroll”; Carroll Ordered to Grow Pornstache

Eric Moneypenny wrote a brilliant piece of shit suggesting that Dave Wannstedt is the “next Pete Carroll.” This begs two questions about Moneypenny:

Why did James Bond want to nail this guy?
Has this guy ever watched football? At any level?

Having watched Wannstedt film a German Scheisse video all over the Bears’ collective chest coach [...]

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RMN: Preseason prognosis calls for Irish sweepstakes

Randy Holtz of the Rocky Mountain News has nice writeup chronicling Notre Dame’s long running love affair with the Heisman Trophey. Basically the Heisman goes with the Irish like burgers go with beer at CJs.
If you don’t know, the Rocky Mountain News Heisman poll is the longest-running weekly Heisman Trophy poll in the country, [...]

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Do It Yourself Pep Rally

It’s that time of year again folks. Time when the leaves start to change, the autumn breeze rolls in, the grills get fired up, and so do I…
That’s right, it’s time for the annual pre-season opener homemade pep rally and here’s your guide to doin’ it yourself. This annual tradition was started by [...]

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Unable to Find Positives on Field, Weis Looks to Tech Sideline

SOUTH BEND, Ind.–Notre Dame head football coach Charlie Weis looked over the Georgia Tech roster in preparation for the upcoming game between the Fighting Irish and the Yellow Jackets. Weis, with his “let’s-not-get-ahead-of-ourselves” style, sought something positive to say about the Yellow Jackets’ chances in Saturday’s game. He came up empty.
“Let’s face it. [...]

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Uh oh; Georgia Tech 29, Notre Dame 21

Maybe all the hype leading up to the hotly-anticipated game between the Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets and the Notre Dame Fighting Irish made my hands sweaty. Maybe I wasn’t ready to bump the difficulty up from “Varsity” to “All-American.” Maybe I ran one too many WR screens, trying desperately to beat a heavy [...]

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2006 HLS Expert Picks: Week 1 Picks

Again, the rules of the game are here.
First, an introduction to the 2006 HLS Experts (More may be added if they stop being chicken):

Bad Kermit: An avid Cubs fan who expects Notre Dame in 2006 to pull him back in off the ledge after watching another disastrous Cubs season. He writes, he practices law [...]

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Matt Leinart Likes To Make Babies

Hmmm not much else to say here but WHOOPS. Looks like the golden boy has knocked up USC JUNIOR basketball player, Brynn Cameron. Ahh what a great way to spend those last two years of college…barefoot and pregnant. I’m also sure her coaches are overjoyed at our boy Leinart.
NOTE TO BRADY QUINN – Baby [...]

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Dog Kicked, Dead. Wall Getting Nervous.

Well, if this doesn’t get you going, [insert cliche here]:
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Thanks to Irish Round Table for the find.

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