May 9, 2008

Urban’s Recruits: High Quality Student-Athletes. High Quality People.

It’s almost laughable, but Urban often tries to spin his program as ‘doing the right thing’.   Well, the measure of doing the right thing is, often, DOING THE RIGHT THING.

Example:  Michael Floyd’s dedication to getting an education, Dayne Crist’s SERIOUS volunteering work.

Anti-example:  The UF Gators Program

Case in Point:  Jamar Hornsby.

EDSBS has the story at the link, written well and funnier than anything I can write, so I won’t repeat it all here.  I’ll just give the summary and draw the (admittedly self-serving bc I hate Urban Meyer) conclusion.

Jamar’s teammate and his girlfriend die too young in a terrible motorcycle accident.  The day after their death, Jamar helps clean out his deceased teammate’s apartment.  (nice guy, right?)  In the process, Jamar ganks his teammate’s girlfriend’s credit card.  Jamar goes on a 6-month-long shopping spree using the girl’s card. (not nice guy, right?)

Repeat - He stole a credit card from a dead girl the day after she died.  A dead girl that was his teammate’s girlfriend.

Hey everybody, this is what Charlie meant when he said hoodlums and thugs.  Get over it, because it’s real.

Quality Student-Athletes.   Quality People.   That’s University of Florida Football for you.

Looks like Tim Tebow is going to be visiting his teammate in the pen sometime soon.  At least he has the practice.  Maybe he can save the whole team, the whole program, while he’s at it.  

I doubt it.

HT: DTK in the shiz-out biz-ox.  For this, I promise not to bash Michigan (sucks!) for a week.

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Friday Roundup: The “Would You Like Some Cheese With That Whine?” Edition

It must be the worst of the worst part of the off-season, because all anyone seems to be doing lately is whining.

The Roundup:

  • It takes a while for the guy to make his point, but when he does, it’s a lousy one. When the guys that don’t get it start to really get uppity about sports bloggers, you know their time is coming to an end.
  • Apparently there’s a doctorate in Bitch and Moan available at Michigan (sucks!)
  • My turn to whine: Hey, SBNation.com, when you went and “upgraded” all of the blogs on your network, including the fine Rakes of Mallow, did you have to unleash every post ever made by one of your bloggers into my RSS reader all over again? By the way, nice job making your blogs all look like e-commerce sites with a side of blog.
  • There’s so little going on in the CFB world right now, I can’t even keep this theme up, so screw it.
  • John Cooper: HAHA!
  • SMQ wants to know what makes someone “consistent.” If he’s talking about “consistently great,” then, speaking for myself, I dunno. I suppose it’s just a gift from God to all of you.

Well, that roundup sucked. We need the season preview magazines to come out now. Phil Steele, where are you?

Here’s a fun fact from Phil to get us through this rough patch: Notre Dame plays just 6 teams in 2008 that had winning records in 2007. And those opponents combined for a winning percentage of just 51%. Wooooo!

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May 8, 2008

ND Schedules ASU Minus All Of The Perks…

Notre Dame just announced that they’ve placed ASU on the schedule - the 2013 schedule.

NOTRE DAME, Ind. - In the second to be announced of a series of “off-site” Fighting Irish football games, Notre Dame and Arizona State will square off on Oct. 5, 2013, at the new Dallas Cowboys stadium in Arlington, Texas.

Notre Dame football will begin the series of off-site games in 2009 (versus Washington State in San Antonio) and play one game per season at locations in Texas, Florida, and in other cities.

The Irish and Sun Devils will be meeting for the first time since 1999. Notre Dame defeated Arizona State in Sun Devil Stadium in ‘98 (28-9) and again in Notre Dame Stadium in ‘99 (a 48-17 Irish victory).

The game will be played at the Cowboys’ new facility that is currently under construction and will open in the summer of 2009. With a capacity of 80,000 fans, it will be home to Super Bowl XLV following the 2011 NFL season, as well as the annual AT&T Cotton Bowl.

That’s right, in his infinite wisdom, Dr. White scheduled this game to be in Dallas, TX rather than Tempe, AZ.

First of all, flying into Phoenix is a vastly more pleasurable experience than flying into the ghetto that is DFW. The only experience worse than flying into DFW is flying into a mountain.

Secondly, it means playing a college football game without any of the college football ambiance. This will feel as much like a college football game as Pam Anderson feels real.

And thirdly, if you’ve ever had the pleasure of being in Tempe, on the campus of ASU, you know darn well why it’s a tremendous disappointment that we will not be in Tempe, on the campus of ASU. It’s just so darn… perky.




No. We’re not talking about the architecture.

Sigh.

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May 7, 2008

“To Hell with Michigan”

It’s too bad that Charlie actually got the quote wrong, otherwise we’d KNOW that he’s a loyal HLS reader. Chuck, you should’ve just said “Michigan Sucks!”

It’s around :50 seconds. And I love that Charlie hath no love for the skunkbears. It’s quite pleasing.

Otherwise, this video is fun in a midwestern-overzealous-kinda-creepy-with-bad-filming-skills-but-tons-of-ND-love kind of way. Just FYI - if Blair Witch or that lame lizard movie made you vomit in the theater, avoid this video.

You can’t doubt the ND love, and the skills at overlaying Rudy music to homemade video. No, you can’t doubt that.

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Laying Down the Law

Trevor Laws had an amazing final season at Notre Dame, one which helped him tremendously in the NFL Draft, along with his great Senior Bowl and Combine performances.  But it doesn’t mean that the losing didn’t hurt. 

Blue and Gold sat down with Trevor to discuss ND and last season, and it’s a solid read. 

 A few things I noted:

  •  Trevor wasn’t a captain.  That’s funny.  I’ve known since it was announced that Trevor wasn’t a captain last year.  But, as the year went on, and even after it was over, I always thought of him as one.  It must’ve been that he emerged as such a leader, by example, that I just came to think that he had a “C” somewhere hidden on that jersey.
  • Trevor on “why” last season happened:  “We just had so many young guys trying to do things they weren’t really capable of doing yet…just a big gap in recruiting we had. It was so big. Not many other schools suffer things like that with just a depleted senior and really junior class too. You just don’t have players from those classes coming out to contribute to the team that we had in previous years. I think that big lack of just people and bodies really hurt us, those two classes were just so small. We called on a lot of guys that didn’t have a lot of experience. They’re going to be great players some day but putting the whole season on their shoulders was something they probably weren’t ready for. It’s just a different team dynamic you get with so few seniors and juniors. It’s like there’s a whole group of people that aren’t there, that were always there on every other team I’ve been on. I think that the freshmen and the younger guys, they could kind of relate to us, but not as good as a sophomore to a junior, or a junior to a senior. And our team didn’t have that. We had so few guys in the middle there that were making plays on the field.”

Nothing shocking there, but it’s interesting to hear it from a player’s perspective.

Good luck in the NFL Trevor.   You deserve a long and successful career.

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May 6, 2008

NCAA Releases Self-Invented Metric Results For Some Self-Back-Patting

The NCAA Released their “Academic Progress Report” today and then gushed about all their “progress.” The name alone tells you right away that the entire thing was manufactured to keep the heat off the NCAA and make it look like “progress” is being made. Note they didn’t release “A Report Entirely Devoid of Spin on Exactly How Each Institution of Higher Learning is Actually Doing Right This Very Moment With Regard To Actually Educating Their Student Athletes” This is much like those weekly progress reports you fill out every week in your thankless job to let your 7 bosses know that the “top priority” project you’ve been working on is now “83% done” versus the “79% done” of last week even though it’s really been stuck at 15% done since September. Of 2002. But hey, you put it in a spreadsheet and used TLAs, so it’s all good. Thank God for scope creep.

Ooh! Look! A graph!



What does it mean?

Absolutely nothing!

But to the NCAA, an organization that does absolutely nothing useful to any segment of humanity, it means…

The NCAA’s Academic Performance Program (APP) is creating positive behavioral change among Division I institutions, according to new four-year data released May 6.

The multi-year Academic Progress Rate (APR) data – with four years of data collection available for the first time – show upward trends in several categories, especially from 2005-06 to 2006-07. The overall APR, which measures student-athlete performance based on eligibility and retention, rose slightly, with increases in both eligibility and retention and a decrease in the number of student-athletes leaving school while academically ineligible.

Um. Okay. So how is the APR calculated?

Each Division I sports team receives an APR. An APR of 925 roughly projects to
a 60 percent graduation success rate. To calculate the APR, every student-athlete
is tracked by eligibility and retention, the two most reliable factors in predicting
graduation. Those who do well in the classroom and stay in school earn two
points. Those who pass but do not return to school earn one point. If a studentathlete
fails academically and leaves school, their team loses two points. If a
student-athlete returns to school later and graduates, the school earns one bonus
point. The team’s APR is calculated by dividing the total points earned in a year by
the total points possible.

So the “perfect score” is 1000, and yet, in an Academic Progress Report, a 60% graduation rate translates, roughly to a 925? 925 over 1000 is 92.5. Why use a 1000 point benchmark? Is there really a need for the granularity of 1000 units of whatever the heck the APR is measuring? What the heck is this thing measuring?

By the way, that 925 is the “benchmark” score. Any program falling under that score is subject to “contemporaneous penalties.”

For fun, I took the APR numbers of teams on this year’s ND Football schedule and compared them to the latest published GSR (graduation success rates) of each school respectively. Now, maybe the most recently published GSR numbers aren’t the GSR numbers the NCAA used to calculate APR, but if they aren’t, then why not?

As you can see, Michigan State fell dangerously close to falling below the benchmark. SDSU was the only team not to get a score in the lofty 900s on ND’s schedule (again, why are we playing SDSU?). Purdue scored a 920, but aren’t listed under the NCAA’s list of programs that will be receiving penalties. I’m sure there’s an explanation. It’s probably got to do with “momentum” or something, which will probably play a role in the fact that MSU got a “passing” grade even though they’re sporting a GSR of 43. Maybe it’s because, if these programs fall below the benchmark, they can, essentially, promise to do better next year, and get a reprieve. I used to promise I’d do better next year all the time, but did that ever stop me from getting fired? Never mind. Didn’t the NCAA just say a GSR of 60 roughly translated to a 925? So confusing. But like I said, maybe the GSR numbers are old, and MSU made an improvement of 17 points in the GSR this past year. Maybe.

Ultimately, the APR is a freaking joke. There’s more smoothing out of blemishes here than at your average junior high. So tomorrow, when you hear on the radio about how things are getting better, and programs you’d expect to get penalized aren’t, just remember that MSU is sporting a freaking 43 GSR and not getting penalized either.

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May 5, 2008

Catty Coaches

HLS Expert Picks Expert and Once Upon a Time HLS contributor ChisND shared a rather humorous web page titled “5 Cats that Look Like Wilford Brimley.” I have no idea where he found that site. Maybe he’s a cat person, not that there’s anything wrong with that. Theoretically.

But it got me thinking, are there any college football head coaches that have 5 cats that look just like them? I decided to find out, and programmed the robots to search the internets until they found some matches between cats and college football head coaches. See the results after the jump.
More…

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May 2, 2008

Lou Holtz to be Inducted in the CFB Hall of Fame

du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-duhhhh-duhhhh.  LOU! 

du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-duhhhh-duhhhh.  LOU! 

du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-duhhhh-LOU! 

du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-duhhhh-duhhhh.  LOU! 

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du du du du  - you know what i mean by now - du du du   LOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Congrats Lou!  You deserve this and more.

See Lou talk about it here.

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